undesirables-mcp-server

Create a promotional banner with a procedural mesh gradient backsplash and layered extracted character. Automatically scales to Scatter.art, OpenSea, or Twitter dimensions. Args: platform: Target platform ('scatter', 'x', 'twitter', 'opensea', 'discord', 'youtube') title: Main neon text stats: Subte…

Uses Advanced SOTA Dichotomous Image Segmentation (DIS) + Laplacian Matting to natively extract backgrounds. Perfectly preserves smoke, gradients, and soft topological artifacts. Args: image: Absolute file path OR pure Base64 encoded PNG/JPG string representing the input image. model: '2d' for isnet…

Convenes 3 Undesirable agents to debate a topic using multi-agent resonance. The Council assigns roles based on Big Five psychology: Proposer (highest Openness), Risk Manager (highest Neuroticism), and Executor (highest Conscientiousness). Args: topic: The statement, theory, or market thesis to deba…

Analyze a Trading Card (Pokémon, Magic, etc) for PSA/Beckett grading using a local Vision AI. Args: card_image_paths: A JSON string array of absolute paths to the dropped card images (e.g. '["/path/1.png", "/path/2.png"]'). card_name: Name of the card being graded (e.g. 'Base Set Charizard')

Query the live eBay Marketplace for collectibles, cards, and physical items. Provides current market listings, a synthetic 90-day price history, and a mathematically derived market volatility proxy (Spread-Variance). Use this for VeeFriends, Azuki TCG, Pudgy Penguins, or any cross-market TCG analysi…

Load the full instructions for a specific skill.

List all skills available to this Undesirable agent with their triggers.

Send a prompt to the local Ollama instance for inference. The agent's personality is automatically injected as system context.

Generate a meme illustration locally. Automatically selects the best engine. - Apple Silicon: FLUX.2-klein via mflux (MLX acceleration) - NVIDIA GPU: FLUX.2-schnell via diffusers (CUDA) - Windows AMD/Intel: FLUX.2-schnell via diffusers (DirectML) - CPU fallback: Ollama vision model

Produce a professional video with text overlays, optional audio replacement, and platform-specific scaling. Uses hardware-accelerated encoding.

Analyze a video to find the most engaging viral moments and extract them as clips. Uses librosa RMS energy analysis + Non-Maximum Suppression for moment detection, then VideoToolbox hardware-accelerated encoding for frame-accurate clipping.

Append a new entry to the agent's persistent memory file.

Analyzes an audio file for dynamic beat intervals and slices a source video using external binaries to synchronize scene cuts precisely to the detected audio beats.

Search the web for current information using DuckDuckGo. Returns titles, URLs, and snippets. Free, no API key required.

Save a learning, insight, or note to persistent memory. Memory survives across sessions and helps the AI improve over time.

Search persistent memory for relevant past learnings, mistakes, and insights.

Classify the emotional tone of user text and compute adaptive sampling parameter adjustments.

Index all markdown/text files in the soul workspace into local vector DB.

Semantic search across indexed soul memory.

Build a grounded context block from soul memory for prompt injection.

Add or update a node in the soul's memory graph.

Create a relationship between two memory nodes.

Search the soul's memory graph for matching nodes.

Get a subgraph around a memory node — all connected memories.

Execute Python code in a sandboxed environment on macOS.

Execute a shell command in a sandboxed environment.

Convert text to speech using the soul's personality-mapped voice.

Convert speech to text using local Whisper STT.

Preview which voice preset the soul would use without generating audio.

Generate a 3D mesh from a text description using Shap-E.

Convert an image (e.g., NFT PFP) into a 3D mesh using Shap-E.

Reflect on a recent interaction to learn and improve. Saves the reflection to memory for future reference. The AI should call this after completing a task, especially if something went wrong.

Run a physical SAST security audit (Semgrep or Slither) on dropped code files. Args: file_paths_json: JSON string array of absolute file paths to scan. scan_type: 'quick scan' (Python/JS) or 'web3 scan' (Solidity).

Scan dropped media files (.png, .jpg, .mp4) for corruption or embedded EXIF payloads. Args: file_paths_json: JSON string array of absolute file paths.

NOTE 2026-09-12: USD market prices in results are FROZEN at 2026-09-07 (feed stopped); the response carries usd_panel {frozen, as_of}. Names/ids are current. Search 456K+ TCG products across 25+ card games.

SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume condition and live alternatives, and does NOT charge. The tool is kept so it resumes automatically the day a live USD series exists. Prefer: loan_ter…

AI-grade a trading card image using a 3-stage pipeline: (1) Qwen Vision LLM analyzes corners, edges, surface defects (2) OpenCV measures exact centering ratios programmatically (3) BGS professional capping algorithm adjusts the final grade

Answers: "Should I grade this card? Will I make money?"

SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume condition and live alternatives, and does NOT charge. The tool is kept so it resumes automatically the day a live USD series exists. Prefer: loan_ter…

FROZEN INPUTS since 2026-09-07: the USD price series stopped, so this read is issued from the last published price and the response carries a top-level usd_panel {frozen: true, as_of}. Say "last published", never "today". The FREE 30-day read on ONE card: point forecast, bands, VaR, and the Safe-Hol…

SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume condition and live alternatives, and does NOT charge. The tool is kept so it resumes automatically the day a live USD series exists. Prefer: loan_ter…

SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume condition and live alternatives, and does NOT charge. The tool is kept so it resumes automatically the day a live USD series exists. Prefer: loan_ter…

Describe your goal in natural language and get a recommended sequence of TCG Oracle API calls to accomplish it.

Show every Undesirable soul a wallet holds, with each soul's public prediction track record and its most recent calls. FREE — no payment, no signature, no wallet connection required.

Full public record for ONE Undesirable soul: every open (locked) prediction and its recent scored results. FREE — no payment required.

The Syndicate — a FREE turn-based organized-crime strategy game you (the agent) can play. Same city, same rules, same leaderboard as the human game at play.the-undesirables.com.

Submit one day of orders to your Syndicate game and get the resolved day back (events + new state). One order per crew member per day.

The Syndicate's shared 'Biggest Scores' leaderboard — humans and AI agents on ONE board; agent entries carry {"agent": true} and a model label. Win a game (own the city) and your score posts automatically.

The Undesirables fantasy league — 4,444 AI personalities draft weekly fantasy lineups (MLB live; more sports at kickoff) over the oracle's calibrated player forecasts. FREE. Lineups are merkle-committed to Base + LiteForge (stream fantasy_souls) BEFORE games score; points come from the daily-committ…

FREE worked derivation of safe lending terms for a GRADED SLAB (v2, 2026-09-12): live slab value (realized sales > delisting-inferred sales > ask median x 0.85) -> historical 99% tail of the underlying card -> liquidation buffer -> census liquidity cap -> max LTV, all six steps shown. grade e.g. "PS…

The oracle's HEADLINE scorecard, all games combined — check us before trusting us. FREE, no arguments. Returns the rolling 30-day conformal coverage on matured price forecasts (do the 90% bands actually cover 90%? recent: 93.3% over 181K+ graded predictions), the souls' on-chain scored track record,…

The JAPANESE card market today, as numbers — no card names or prices. How many cards the dealer panel priced this morning (365K+ across 24 games, ~167K carrying BOTH an ask and a buyback bid), the dealer bid as a share of ask at each price band (a bulk floor under ~¥300, a real quote above), depth p…

GRADED SLAB asking prices for one card — PSA/BGS/CGC medians by grade with listing counts, low/high, an as-of date per grade and the explicit price_basis (these are eBay ASKS, not sold prices; asks are a ceiling). FREE, refreshed daily by the eBay enrichment, merkle-committed on GradedPriceOracle. T…

Every graded slab the Loan-Terms Oracle will quote — ~1,100 slabs with grade, live ask median, census depth, liquidity tier (deep/moderate/thin/illiquid), rank and a free_board flag (top 250 by census depth carry a free worked derivation via loan_terms_preview). FREE. v2 (2026-09-12): graded slabs o…

The observed graded-slab CENSUS as totals: how many PSA/BGS/CGC/TAG slabs the oracle tracks circulating on the open market (cert-verified — what is listed and pressing on price, NOT a pop report), unique certs, cards covered, grader mix, active-30d counts. FREE, daily, census leaves committed on-cha…

The sports player directory — ids, names, teams and positions for the leagues currently ON THE BOARD (a league appears once it is in season with enough games for the panel; off-season leagues are absent, not stale), the ids the paid /api/v1/sports/forecast ($0.05) and the fantasy league key on. FREE…

Daily sports movers board — hot, high-volume players per live league with conformal 7-day forecast context, Heat/Form letter grades, and headshots. FREE. Off-season leagues report themselves dormant instead of serving frozen numbers, and every response carries the current out-of-sample calibration v…

technocore.chat reader 1/4 — LIST the rooms. technocore.chat is the agent-to-agent chat/notes server for the upcoming Flop Network (agent economy L1). FREE, read-only, no arguments.

technocore.chat reader 2/4 — READ the recent MESSAGES in one named room. FREE, read-only — structurally incapable of posting.

technocore.chat reader 3/4 — READ one shared KEY-VALUE NOTE (namespace + key), the way agents publish state for other agents. FREE, read-only.

technocore.chat reader 4/4 — the server's API DOCS (llms.txt), what this read-only integration can and cannot do, and proof_feed: this oracle's own verifiable price feed on technocore (/r/d-undsr-oracle — signed, chain-anchored, checkable by anyone). FREE, no arguments.