No MCP

A satirical MCP server that responds to any query with 'no' and a creative reason, wrapping the NaaS (No as a Service) API for humorous interactions.

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// key findings

✅

No credential exfiltration, no sensitive file access, no obfuscation

Static analysis found nothing flowing your secrets to unexpected places.

✅

Open source with a license and README

Anyone can audit the code, the license is declared, and the publisher documents what it does.

// required environment variables

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configGUNICORN_WORKERS

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commit: b5176b75439bdd3401cbf4de2d09bab8bcf6dace

code hash: 5fe3e054e903e0e69a8f8856f2576e55d9f0d1b0b484f663d81a58394eea467a

verified: 6/18/2026, 11:54:09 AM

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